October 3, 2008

So I’ve finally figured out exactly who Asher Roth reminds me of. The Eminem comparisons being a bit too facile and undermined by the fact that, y’know, the young Marshall Mathers was actually a great rapper.

Behold…the long-forgotten Delicious Vinyl white rapper Jesse Jaymes who briefly owned the Box for a shining moment in the summer of ’91 with his War-sampling douchestastic frat-boy classic, “College Girls are Easy.” See also, the ensuing video for “Shake It Like a White Girl,” which sabotaged the progress of gyrating white girls everywhere, until U.S.D.A. managed to redeem their good name. Sort of.