Slava P is suddenly thirsty for a Bud Light Platinum.
Pusher Love Girl
Melodious croons
about various vices
and chunky loving
Suit & Tie
Luxury, focus-
group rap. Done in a trendy,
catchy, falsetto
Don’t Hold The Wall
A call to dance with
Timbo making Timbo beats;
lazy songwriting
Strawberry bubblegum
A romanticized
theme of vaginal-centric
metaphors, candy.
Tunnel Vision
A string crescendo
mixed with tired beat-boxing.
Three minutes too long
Spaceship Coupe
Unless it’s Pluto,
save your space analogies.
Sounds like ‘The Jetsons’
That Girl
Forcefully olde-school;
detailing the process of
stealing a daughter
Let The Groove Get In
Bollywood samples
transition into glam-pop.
Cross-tiered marketing!
Mirrors
Cantabile hums
about loving a mirror.
Wait a second, what?
Blue Ocean Floor
Uninteresting
whisper-arias about
being Frank Ocean
Body Count
Do you remember
Senorita? It’s sped up.
And there’s more rapping.
Dress On
Timberland rapping:
fortunately portioned to
Target customers.
