durant_westbrookKool Keith and Prince Metropolis Known drop off-balance fadeaway auto-tune swishes loosely about Mr. Disappointment and the NBA’s Stefan Urkelle. The song is called “Durant and Westbrook” and features Keith and the Lion rapping about bisexual white women and Lebron bribing Keith to South Beach via Spanish mamis. Spike Lee is amazed how he got his shot off. He has the secret to staying young like Ray Allen. Metropolis is irrational in limos filled with cookies, getting off on the next exit which is named Jerome. This is clearly the weirdest thing you will hear today, one of the most entertaining, and Kevin Durant’s best chance to lift the Based God curse.

Kool Keith’s Demolition Crash lands on May 27.