10. I sincerely hope that word doesn’t get out that “the people” who came around looking for me, were really just Mormon missionaries.
9. Speaking of possible rumors to pro-actively quell. If the wrong definition of “licky boom boom doom,” is allowed to be disseminated, we could be ruined. Mental note: also stop using the word disseminated.
8. In interviews should I describe my music as reggae or reggreat?
7. Are White People really Allowed To Wear Cross-Colors?
The Clothes Show We Mean Business: The Dog Shows We Know How to Love
6. Hopefully, by showing various action shots of me mean-mugging in prison, it will convince people to overlook the fact that I wrote a song called, “Girl, I’ve Been Hurt.”
5. Informers=bad Transformers=good.
4. I wonder how long we can keep MC Shan trapped here without bread and water before he starts to go crazy?
Snow: Possibly a Decepticon
3. I hope no one asks how I picked up a Jamaican accent in Toronto.
2. Ha. PM Dawn will never notice that I stole their sunglasses. Whatever, they look better on me than that fatty Prince Be.
1. Can you believe how lucky we were to find these dancers thumbing for rides home near the set of the “Vogue” video?
Also, for the In Living Color-inclined. (As though there was anyone who wasn’t.)
Download:
MP3: Snow-“Informer”
