Were I to possess limitless time and the myopic belief that more than four people would find it funny, I would make The Education of Soda Popinski, which would combine The Education of Henry Adams’ meditations on educational theory with the trials and travails of this punch-drunk NES pugilist. Alas. Instead, we’ll have to make due with this pair of videos from Javelin’s Jamz and Jemz, which remains in heavy rotation even after their would-be summer expiration date has long since expired. Fun fact: Soda Popinski’s original name was Vodka Drunkenski, rivaling only Tipsy McStagger in ethnically insensitive hilarity.
MP3: Javelin-“Soda Popinski”