August 6, 2010

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Barry Schwartz finds your anti-blunt rhetoric despicable. 

I’m going to give this year’s Mr. Softee a stern talking to. He decided not to get the thing that makes Mr. Softee milkshakes the bomb and opted instead for a bullshit blender I could get at fucking Fortunoff. He’s cutting corners. That’s unacceptable. I should be drinking delicious milkshakes every day, alright, every other day, (I’m not a glutton, thank God) but I haven’t drank even three this summer. Listen Mr. Softee! Why drive around 60 hours a week trying to sell ice cream if you don’t even really want to make some money? Don’t cut corners. Put the quality of the product first and I promise you Mr. Softee you will win. You’re ruining my summer, Mr. Softee. I mean honestly, it’s August already. I should be at least 15 lbs heavier than I am. Get with it, dude.

Anyway, here is some music made by people who put the product first to inspire all you aspiring Mr. Softees and, of course, Mrs. Softees.

Tracklist below the jump.

Download:

ZIP: Summer Jamz #11 – Barry Schwartz’s Soulfuck
01 – David Ruffin – Let Somebody Love Me
02 – The Five Stairsteps – Dear Prudence
03 – The Impressions – That’s What Mama Say
04 – Electric Flag – Sunny
05 – Eddie Hazel – I Want You (She’s So Heavy)
06 – Tommie Young – That’s How Strong My Love Is
07 – The Detroit Emeralds – Til You Decide to Come Home
08 – Dillard Crume – That’s The Way Love Is
09 – Sylvia – Cowards Way Out
10 – Tony Sherman – Gosh My Lord
11 – Black Heat – Send My Lover Back
12 – The Dynamics – Murder In The First Degree
13 – Stevie Wonder – I Gotta Have A Song
14 – Buddy Miles – Wrap It Up (live)

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