March 16, 2011

Hannibal knows what you want. You want Hannibal. And Hannibal wants you. And a showcase showdown with his long-time rival Gorilla Vs. Bear (HE INVENTED BRO-FI), an entire altered zone to himself, the blood of the people who sold him imitation tilapia tacos, and your Twitter allegiance. Follow him on Twitter and watch him return to take the title of Best New Moncrief. Or else go listen to Girl Talk. Hannibal once tried to do that. It was an expensive phone bill, but it was worth it. CALL HANNIBAL CELESTE!