James Pantses Daedelus’ Armada

Dublab? Stones Throw? Daedelus? James Pants? Symmetry? Mandatory posting implied and explanation unnecessary. I am nothing if not congruent (caveat: this may be a Geometrical term that I do not fully...
By    November 28, 2011

Dublab? Stones Throw? Daedelus? James Pants? Symmetry? Mandatory posting implied and explanation unnecessary. I am nothing if not congruent (caveat: this may be a Geometrical term that I do not fully fathom).

Pants takes Daedelus’ “An Armada Approaches” and turns it into intelligent yacht music. The official title is the “Cruise from Here to the Afterlife Remix, conducted by the James Pants Sea Faring Orchestra.” Do you think that Rick Ross only listens to Lex Luger symphonies and Barry White records. No. Sometimes, he meets hipster girls with asymmetrical haircuts at Wing Stop (they have vegan options) and he invites them back to his Armada to hear something a little more refined

This is funky cocktail music to soundtrack the devouring of 1,000 shrimp cocktails in 15 minutes.  You can buy it here. Comes with a free all white ascot and nautical suit. Just don’t use the same skipper as Natalie Wood or Bison Dele.

Daedelus – An Armada Approaches (James Pants Remix) by stonesthrow

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