Great Scott interviews Disco Vietnam. The world will never be the same, Scott Towler: Aight, so I have to confess right out of the gate here: I literally just learned your name through our correspondence about this piece. Disco Vietnam: Yes, well my full name is Disco Irwin Vietnam. ST: Let’s dive right in, shall […]

Despite his avowed ardor for Phish, Scott Towler has never once had to “jibboo.” How did I keep quiet for so long. I mean, Trey, Mike, Page. FISH. Phish! The first band I got high to. The band that fried my synapses during the infamous “Moby Dick” set at Deer Creek in 2000? The band […]

Scott Towler is back like “Fletch Lives.” Scott Towler: This is a first for me, interviewing a critic. Let alone one that’s in Vietnam, so I want to make sure everything gets its due diligence. SO: Word, Dilligence is very important, shout out to J Dilla. I actually made my bio between shifts at work, […]

  According to Scott Towler, National Idiot Day is Feb. 22.  This may be a result of his visceral loathing of George Washington, cherry trees, and any and all wooden gompers. Scott Towler: I like the name Douglas. You don’t hear it too much these days, except when referring to Douglas firs. Which brings me […]

At times, I’m convinced that Scott Towler and I were the only ones who found Prime Time Glick hilarious. “I’d rather be rapping and blogging at the same time—it’s like DJing my thoughts! On a computer!” – Zilla Rocca 1/7/09 Scott Towler: So what exactly is a Zilla? Zilla Rocca: A female lizard from Armenia. […]

Scott Towler’s screeds can normally be found here, or outside the Silverlake Gelson’s, where he berates innocent by-standers for buying too much soap. This fall marks television’s return following last years’ ill-conceived writers strike, and while I initially thought the slate might be the ideal jump-start to coax audiences to return to the tube, thus […]

At the age of three years-old, Scott Towler caught a BBC mini-series adaptation of Martin Chuzzlewitt. His life was irrevocably altered. The mini-series….TV’s long lost step-child. Once a staple of the programming block, over the past 15 years, the medium has drifted increasingly further from the format. More frequently, the mini’s become the jumping off […]

You can read more of Scott Towler’s hateful screeds here.  Expect upcoming posts on his loathing of puppy dogs, ice-cream and puppy-dog flavored ice cream. We all remember the email forwards of that now-seemingly ancient epoch of the late 90s. Scrolling down to read some corny punchline originally sent by your dad’s boss about how […]

Scott Towler has spent the last few months at the Canadian Grammar Rodeo and catching Andy Williams shows while talking to Samson in Branson, Mo. Don Mclean was never a hippie, but I was. At least I thought I was. I wore patchouli oil. I had patchwork pants and parkas. I tried to turn my […]

Like Beavis & Butthead, Scott Towler enjoys using the word, erection. Whatever happened to Beavis and Butthead? It’s not like Mike Judge went anywhere. If anything, he’s only become more prolific in the past 10 years since the show has gone off the air. He penned Idiocracy and Office Space. King of the Hill is […]