Riff Raff Flies Air Canada January 22, 2013
Slava P loves Riff Raff. Riff Raff loves Canada. There are plenty of reasons why that might be the case: as a Texas native, the snow might be exotic to him; our strict gun laws make him feel safe; our money better color coordinates with his outfits. Whatever Raff’s influence, he decided to celebrate his […]
Riff Raff is not going anywhere, hopefully. Every week there’s another video, a hilarious interview, or a new song that will have a video shortly. The man is a machine. Some might even call him the golden alien. Though it looks like Riff has problems closing Versace eyelids these days. It might be due to a […]
Riff Raff Meets Narduwar October 4, 2012
“Nah, that ain’t my ensemble.” Stock up on your Versace turntables.
Drew Millard once shot dice with Lady Bird Johnson in Barcelona. A rapper holding a press conference is an inherently absurd act. There might have been eight people who didn’t take Rick Ross’s Maybach Music Group press conference with a grain of rice, and they were the guys standing onstage doling out platitudes about how […]
Max Bell, rap game Max Fisher.  Riff Raff could’ve played for the Dallas Mavericks. But they found crack in his jacket and marijuana in his socks. He and Sway were also recently spotted pulling up at a Chinese buffet prior to rolling to Ruby Tuesdays in candy coated grim reaper Jeep for their fishing trip. It’s […]
Max Bell never fucked with Sparks. Last night I was getting my dick sucked by a cartoon squirrel while watching Nip Tuck and smoking some Oregon Trail fresh from my Steve Harvey tupperware. I was on some real Buttercream Beatle shit in my El Camino until I was rudely interrupted by Danny DeVito and Tim […]
Slava P’s birth name is Versace Bentley Mazda. Considering that the idea of “hip-hop” has existed for less than forty years, it’s fascinating to think how many trends have come into fruition and withered away. In the ’10s, this ‘trend-cycle’ has been hyper-accelerated thanks to the internet providing more avenues from which “talent” can be […]
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Doc Zeus has now written three consecutive posts of praise. The Mayans may still be right. [Ed Note: My feature on Riff Raff appears today in LA Weekly. Rice included.] Buddy cop films and Judd Apatow have taught us that the metaphysical chemistry of two opposite bros forming an unlikely friendship is the most powerful […]
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Not to be confused with the hijinks-filled 1990 Mel Gibson and Goldie Hawn action comedy of the same name. “Bird on a Wire,” also known as the time that Action Bronson crashed at Alchemist’s place and Riff Raff and Simon “Dirt Nasty” Rex showed up and they opted to smoke joints the size of giraffes […]
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