We’re presenting a rap show on Thursday for people who like rap shows. Maybe you enjoy a good old fashioned rap show? If not, maybe you have accidentally clicked onto the wrong site. The confusion may be my fault. We are in the promise of revitalizing the prestigious Cat Fancy brand in order to create […]
When Jonwayne dies, bury him with velour on When I was very young, on a day I couldn’t point out if I tried, I started to formulate the truth: I didn’t have to rely on my mother to dress me. On an unsuspecting morning, I opened the drawers that held my clothes like familiar but […]
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As Zilla Rocca tweeted: DOOM is so dope that there are about six rappers under 25 who jack his style wholesale and are Internet sensations. Jonwayne is not one of the imitators. Call him that and he’ll walk up to you in public and throw a shoulder block at your Adam’s Apple, the same way […]
Chris Daly is naughty. By nature. The “problem” with spring is that it never lasts long enough for anyone’s liking. Whether I’ve been living in Chicago, with its seemingly endless winters, or Washington, D.C., with its too humid summers, there’s never enough upper 60s/lower 70s, first buds popping on the trees, leave the coat at […]
Tosten Burks stole Warren Buffet’s billion dollar prize. It is likely that none but Stones Throw’s shaggy sumo philosopher Jonwayne are quoting Bukowski and sampling flamenco guitar in the same song. “The Desert” comes just as LA starts to smolder, complete with all the rich soil and thick blood necessary to survive in the Mojave […]
There was a time when Jonwayne quit rapping for a 9 to 5. It should’ve been a simple time, designing spread sheets, promoting synergy, devising ways to strengthen the brand while ensuring that its core growth metrics were as appealing as the face on a new-born baby. But things didn’t work out. Gemini’s are notorious […]
Jonwayne is well on his way to having bronze statues built for him in the commonwealth. “Mom, I think I’m so lucky.” My 7 year-old self was folded onto the steps of the stairs in my grandparents’ home. As I’ve grown, I’ve decided to spend less and less time on stairs. In double digits, I […]