Deen is stepping in the name of drugs. Fellow citizens of the world, Robert Sylvester Kelly is back. He really went through with it – ‘it’ being his return to his stock in trade: raunchy-ass Freak & B. Don’t get me wrong, he’s more than capable of doing whatever he wants when it comes to […]
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R Kelly’s Genius Raps September 17, 2013
This song is exceptionally effective if you imagine it with ad-libs from Penelope Cruz in Vicky Christina Barcelona calling herself a genius with a thick Spanish accent. Obviously, Kellz is a genius. The Juan Antonio of R&B. Lecherous, smooth, and a snazzy dresser. I just used the word “snazzy” so I’m going to cut this […]
R Kelly’s “U.O.E.N.O.” September 4, 2013
It’s pretty clear that at this late date in history, the Best of Both Worlds collaboration should’ve been between Juicy J and R Kelly. Jay-Z was too tame, too into Tom Ford. He needed a pied piper counterpart. Someone who shared his dubious morals and immortal turn-up energy. I think I would prefer an album […]
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The R Kelly Story July 29, 2013
Kellz. This is his story and he’s sticking to it. At least, with certain parts expurgated. In reality, most people only know the more outlandish exaggerated parts of Robert Sylvester’s life. The classic albums. The secret marriage with Aaliyah. The grist for Dave Chappelle skits. But when he says he came from the Chitown dirt […]
I made the decision to post this song before it even really started. Kellz is one of those rare people who is made of music, like Prince or Bjork or the human beatbox from Police Academy. Even when he’s talking he’s singing. So I was sold during the intro. I’m not going to tell you […]
Deen is the Pied Piper of TumblR&B. Yes. Finally. It happened. Angel Haze and Azealia Banks are beefing. We’re all pleased about this development. Not. Shit like this is the reason why Dark-Skinted broads don’t prosper as much as they should. WTF? This shit is almost as pointless as the beige nigga “beef” between Common […]
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Charlie, Last Name, Wilson January 4, 2013
Content on this frozen outpost will be light until Monday, due to the lingering shake off of holiday cobwebs. In the meantime, enjoy the best song of 2013 that was recorded in 2005. How did I not hear about this until Trey Kerby brought it to my attention this week? How does R. Kelly write […]
Deen wishes you a happy Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, mayne Let’s hop in the DeLorean and reminisce a bit today. Like many of you fine people, I eagerly approached my maiden listening of the new G.O.O.D. Music album (decent first half, eh?) and was greeted by the voice of the greatest R&B perv in […]
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I suspect and sincerely hope this song will own radio until Labor Day. It may convince a Metrodome’s worth of people to take that special someone out behind a middle school and get them pregnant. Considering this is R. Kelly, that just sounds creepy. In case you were wondering, Kells is the skydiver pictured above. […]
Abe Beame is a lover and a fighter. DOWNLOAD: A Love Bizarre (Disc 1) What did “Let’s Get It On” sound like in 1973? Today, it’s a golden oldie, something a cotton-stuffed Jack Black can croon with adorable affectation to close out romantic comedies. But when it first came out, how did it feel and […]
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