Another one from the archives. Circa 2008 vintage. RIP Nate Dogg.
How To Avoid Being A “Geek Off the Streets: Learn how to how be to handy with the steel and earn your keep.
2. Not Tweaking When You See a Car Full of Girls
How To Avoid Tweaking When You See a Car Full of Girls: Drink less coffee.
3. The Wisdom to Avoid Dice Games on 21 and Lewis
How To Avoid Dice Games on 21 and Lewis: Consult AOL City Search for a more suitable and safe environment to find games of chance and miscellaneous sinning.
How To Glide and Swerve Properly: Malt liquor.
5. The Will To Pull Out Your Strap And Lay Busters Down (If Necessary)
How to Obtain This Will: Nihilist German Philosophy.
How to Switch One’s Mind Back Into Freak Mode: A long walk and a few Zen Buddhist chants.
7. Getting Girls to Ask You For Rides
How To Get Girls To Ask You For Rides: Rims, malt liquor and/or blunts. (May only work in the LBC.)
8. Directions to the East Side Motel
How To Get Directions to the East Side Motel: Google Maps
9. Knowledge that Rhythm is Life and Life is Rhythm
How To Obtain Such Knowledge: G-Funk Classics Volume 1 & 2.
10. Smoke Like Nate Dogg Smokes
How To Smoke Like Nate Dogg Smokes: Be high every day.