The Senior Writer at Passion of the Weiss and a staff writer Pitchfork, Douglas Martin is a producer, guitarist, aspiring author and Tumblr-addict who has resided in Seattle for more than a decade, where he laughs heartily at people over the age of eight who wear galoshes in public.

In addition to spending hundreds of dollars every month on records and obsessing over the works of Gerhard Richter, he is also a “food person” whose favorite television program is Iron Chef America. Martin’s first national exposure came with the opening quote of the controversial New York Times story on “blipsters”, which he deeply apologizes to everyone for.