Sunday Morning Comic: Thinkpiece Journalist Essentials

  A. Your internet presence is nameless/faceless/sexless/ageless. You are your Twitter. B. You’ve pledged your allegiance to the “rap god” with your username. C. Pun game...
By    February 2, 2014

Essentials-Thinkpiecer

 

A. Your internet presence is nameless/faceless/sexless/ageless. You are your Twitter.
B. You’ve pledged your allegiance to the “rap god” with your username.
C. Pun game strong, so fuerte it makes people think of necrophilia and Wall St.
D. You need people to know you predict things and are, in fact, a trendsetter.
E. Your home.
F. This is your favorite rapper of all time; Your worship began post-Spring Breakers.
G. Vintage timepiece; hour-hand at least a Daylight Savings Time behind.
H. iPhone 5S that has learned to start all your text message with “Rap Game.”
I. High-waisted salvaged denim, bleached white, with hand-pressed hashtags. Purchased here.
J. Right thigh tattoo: Free, Left thigh tattoo: Bandz. Best seen while performing rap squats in shorts.
K. Green business casual shoes that represent money. And also geniuses pick green, word to Robert DeNiro inĀ Meet the Parents.

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