Evan Nabavian won’t rap with muggles
My summer mix finally unites the worlds of Harry Potter and the trap. Dumbledore is the plug, Polyjuice potion is dirty Sprite, the Shrieking Shack is the bando, the Leaky Cauldron is Magic City, Galleons are blue hundreds, Inferi are fiends, and Mad-Eye Moody is Fetty Wap. Hermione shows Ron how to hit that wingardium leviosa with a flicka da wrist. Harry finesses Professor Slughorn, who finesses Hagrid. Malfoy flexes and buys the Slytherins Nimbus 2001s. Fred and George got that work.
Shout out to T.I. and Lil Lody who did this first, albeit without a sense of irony. Try to take some time off from trapping to enjoy the summer. You can catch me by the pool, gone off that firewhiskey.