SLIM THUG FT. RICK ROSS ‘HOW WE DO IT’ from DRE FILMS / MAYBACH FILMS on Vimeo. Evan Nabavian once attended the thug show and received a free Lil Boosie bobblehead. Slim Thug covered his bases on Tha Thug Show. He has a bubblegum single with B.o.B, a Big K.R.I.T feature for blog readers, a […]

Say what you want about Rotund Ricky, he holds his own in rap battles like he does at an all-you-can-eat crustacean buffet. Forget “Devil in a New Dress,” he first put everyone on notice with “Knife Fight” where he arguably topped Kool G Rap. Blasphemy yes, but even if that’s hyperbole, the finish was photo. […]

Lyrics intended to be as accurate as possible, though even the most erudite can be easily mesmerized by the refulgence of Rick Ross’s beard. Interpretations necessary — for like the exquisite crustaceans that Mssr. Rozay  ritualistically devours, the true meaning of his verse only emerges when the carapace is cracked. Bawse.  “My gun dirty/my brick […]

Weekends are for Rozay. Ross is a liar, but we already knew that. He denies being a star, but he is. Only a celebrity could boast this level of delusion. He is the Jenna Maroney of rap music. He’s living theatrically. If only Hollywood would return to their love of high concept and allow for […]

Had you told me five years ago that I’d eventually be posting Rick Ross and Erykah Badu videos, I would have struck you upside the head with a scimitar. But that was before Ross bestowed himself with nicknames like “the Human Bong,” and before Badu spiked her organic lattes with bourbon. He also has a […]

  Sach O thinks he’s Miep Gies, Herbert Hoover… You enter into the antechamber of a dark room, the smell of fine ganja floating in the air, masking the unmistakable odor of seafood. As your eyes adjust to the darkness, you see the silhouette of a large man resting in a armchair, lazily blowing smoke […]

Sach O is the human bong. I continue to prefer Rick Ross to most contemporary rappers. While the man’s penchants for self-parody and high comedy have already been firmly established, it’s getting harder and harder to ignore the fact that he’s actually developing as an emcee. The rumors of ghostwriting that popped up after Deeper […]